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Samuel L. Jackson - Go the F--k to Sleep

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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

Whoever made this picture forgot to put the word “wumbo” in there.

lionized-stranger:

TOX! TOOOOOOOOOX! REMEMBER THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTERPIECE!?

Yes. Yes, I do.

dai10166:

harshwhimsy:

imprettyhip:

Well played, Diablo. Well played.

This is one reason I like blizzard shit like this

Change every vowel in your name to an O and every other consonant to a P.

lionized-stranger:

reiujiutsuho:

gallowscalibrator:

snowpetrel:

keelhaul:

suckmyphallus:

Zopk Sopomop

omg sopomop

sopnop (or sopnoo)

what the fuck

Omopdo Poopo Popsops

POOPO POPSOPS

HELP

cpoyopno pocopo kopnop

holy shit

Jopos polpo Ropso

Jopspon Poipco

Moptop Zopfop

shakomaru:

Hey Tox…..

Somebody’s stalking me!

I GOTTA GET OUT OF THE CONTRY AS FAST AS I CAN!

shakomaru:

greatmastercami:

howbadcanyoubeonmydick:

moderatetroublemaker:

mcmarchetti:

I laughed for literally twenty minutes.

hey DEL LOOK I FOUND IT AGAIN

FUCCCCKKKK

IT IS AN INFANT

No Thor. Thor stop.